Dear Tech Support:

[mcjp6]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, such as
Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.



REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
Installed!

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZEbecause
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the programNag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance ofWife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!!DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported byWife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

[alglez]

Lol so true

[ESKO]

Wow! Could not have said this better myself soooo funny!

[idk01]

[Lion]

Very funny!!!