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pz93c · 4 February 2010, 02:23 AM

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny .

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

Recess at the Asylum

ParisDakarBmw · 4 February 2010, 02:27 AM

R1@160@alltimes · 4 February 2010, 02:33 AM

TattooedGQ · 4 February 2010, 02:42 AM

awesome

LMP · 4 February 2010, 03:10 AM

Right On!

JJ Irani · 4 February 2010, 03:19 AM

Safetrends · 4 February 2010, 03:25 AM

Love it!

Ashley · 4 February 2010, 03:41 AM

I think this would be a good time to say "In before lock"

Dr.B · 4 February 2010, 03:47 AM

It's going to get shut down boys.
Funny though...

"Respect and be respected...."

Mosco · 4 February 2010, 04:13 AM

openwheelracing · 4 February 2010, 04:44 AM

Not funny at all. The republicans I know are funnier than this.

Iron Dealer 1 · 4 February 2010, 04:48 AM

You folks need to lighten up, or stop reading jokes...

Ashley · 4 February 2010, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Iron Dealer 1

You folks need to lighten up, or stop reading jokes...

And you need to read the rules of the forum. They aren't hard to find.

steelers · 4 February 2010, 04:51 AM

Mosco · 4 February 2010, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashley

And you need to read the rules of the forum. They aren't hard to find.

Ash, dear, chill. Jokes section seems to be more 'lax' than the rest of the sections... Think it was intended to be that way.

Ashley · 4 February 2010, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosco

Ash, dear, chill. Jokes section seems to be more 'lax' than the rest of the sections... Think it was intended to be that way.

In my experience, the jokes section still isn't supposed to have anything political in it. And after the thread on "suicidal muslims," it's apparent that this should be the case, always.

Maybe I'm just overly sensitive. Up to the mods, I suppose.

Mosco · 4 February 2010, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashley

In my experience, the jokes section still isn't supposed to have anything political in it. And after the thread on "suicidal muslims," it's apparent that this should be the case, always.

Maybe I'm just overly sensitive. Up to the mods, I suppose.

You need a good backrub, darlin'!

Just remember, we don't always all have to agree. If we did - it would be extremely boring around here!

No comment on the other thread - I plead the 5th...

Ashley · 4 February 2010, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosco

You need a good backrub, darlin'!

..

That, or a good xanax...

Dr. Robert · 4 February 2010, 05:06 AM

Mosco · 4 February 2010, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashley

That, or a good xanax...

Not the first time you're mentioning it. Should I be concerned?

All jokes aside, last spring, we buried a friend of mine, 32 year-old beautiful girl name Tiffany who was found dead by her mother after recreating a bit too much... Xanax was always her candy of choice.

Safetrends · 4 February 2010, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashley

That, or a good xanax...

Good stuff Ashley.

Brunotheboxer · 4 February 2010, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by pz93c

I LOVE it.

Ashley · 4 February 2010, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosco

Not the first time you're mentioning it. Should I be concerned?

All jokes aside, last spring, we buried a friend of mine, 32 year-old beautiful girl name Tiffany who was found dead by her mother after recreating a bit too much... Xanax was always her candy of choice.

I'm sorry about the loss of your friend :(
I was actually joking, I have never even seen one in real life. Isn't that what those relaxing pills are? Maybe I just need a chill pill, no name brand

Mosco · 4 February 2010, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley

I'm sorry about the loss of your friend :(
I was actually joking, I have never even seen one in real life. Isn't that what those relaxing pills are? Maybe I just need a chill pill, no name brand

Thanks, Ash!

Very strong anti-anxiety meds, often lead to blacking out.

Dan Pierce · 4 February 2010, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by openwheelracing

Not funny at all. The republicans I know are funnier than this.

Especially when they're in charge.
dP

limbo · 4 February 2010, 05:58 AM

Funny.

2005rivers · 4 February 2010, 06:00 AM

Very funny

Bullyterrier · 4 February 2010, 06:55 AM

very good

1000ftSub · 4 February 2010, 06:58 AM

Very funny, i posted something like this couple weeks ago and a Mod removed it within 5 minutes.

But this is great!!!!!

Timber Loftis · 4 February 2010, 06:58 AM

4 February 2010, 02:23 AM	#1
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	Americans following Obama (Political) A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny . The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan." Recess at the Asylum

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