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OrchidDR · 9 March 2010, 10:23 AM

A guy was driving around the back woods of Tampa and he saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rang the bell and the owner appeared and told him the dog was in the backyard.

The guy went into the backyard and saw a nice-looking Labrador
Retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asked.

'Yep,' the Lab replied.

After the guy recovered from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he said 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy was amazed. He went back in and asked the owner what he wanted for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy said.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.'

1000ftSub · 9 March 2010, 10:24 AM

Safetrends · 9 March 2010, 10:46 AM

OMG WTF That was great!

JJ Irani · 9 March 2010, 10:50 AM

swatty · 9 March 2010, 10:52 AM

azone5 · 9 March 2010, 11:52 AM

Dr. Robert · 9 March 2010, 11:56 AM

OrchidDR · 9 March 2010, 12:04 PM

Thanks, I was laughing my ass off when I read it too! Had to share with my "buds"! Enjoy!

ParisDakarBmw · 9 March 2010, 12:05 PM

Great!

idk01 · 9 March 2010, 05:36 PM

limbo · 9 March 2010, 06:31 PM

AJC · 10 March 2010, 08:06 AM

Gaijin · 10 March 2010, 02:59 PM

Hahaha!

Lion · 11 March 2010, 09:36 AM

Very funny!!!

rfknauss · 11 March 2010, 11:41 AM

Bisquitlips · 11 March 2010, 11:50 AM

Pep04 · 11 March 2010, 11:53 AM

Now that is a funny joke!!!!!!!!!!

9 March 2010, 10:23 AM	#1
OrchidDR "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: Steve Location: Tampa, FL, USA Watch: TT GMT II Posts: 1,321	Talking Dog for Sale A guy was driving around the back woods of Tampa and he saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rang the bell and the owner appeared and told him the dog was in the backyard. The guy went into the backyard and saw a nice-looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asked. 'Yep,' the Lab replied. After the guy recovered from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he said 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy was amazed. He went back in and asked the owner what he wanted for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy said. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.' Attached Images __________________ "Knowledge is Power"

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