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padi56 · 10 March 2010, 10:45 PM

I once met a stunning woman at a property convention.

She told me she lives in a mansion so rural she can walk around her home naked with the curtains open.

I told her I was currently developing a semi into something much bigger.
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A charity pantomine for the aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted "he's behind you"
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Locks and Keys.

Had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy sleeps with a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl sleeps with just two guys in a year, she's a tart.

So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a crap lock. That shut her up.
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idk01 · 10 March 2010, 11:16 PM

"A charity pantomine for the aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted "he's behind you"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

limbo · 11 March 2010, 05:01 AM

Lion · 11 March 2010, 09:32 AM

Very funny!!!

Bisquitlips · 11 March 2010, 11:54 AM

10 March 2010, 10:45 PM	#1
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10 March 2010, 11:16 PM	#2
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	"A charity pantomine for the aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted "he's behind you" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

11 March 2010, 09:32 AM	#4
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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11 March 2010, 05:01 AM	#3
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