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Iron Dealer 1 · 2 April 2010, 06:01 AM

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>
> "What are you doing?!" she asked.
>
> "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
> answered.
>
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
> "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
> excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end...He can't get enough of me"
>
> The mother-in-law left...When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.
>
> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
>
> "What are you doing?" he asked.
>
> "This is my love dress." she whispered sensually.
>
> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
>
> He never heard the gunshot. Funeral is Friday, closed casket.

OrchidDR · 2 April 2010, 07:10 AM

Oh that's good!

Go Navy Beat Navy!

Dr. Robert · 2 April 2010, 11:46 AM

love it!

limbo · 2 April 2010, 06:58 PM

chrislkb · 2 April 2010, 08:24 PM

Ultraman · 2 April 2010, 10:37 PM

Lion · 3 April 2010, 12:54 AM

Very good!!!

idk01 · 3 April 2010, 01:31 AM

rfknauss · 3 April 2010, 09:08 AM

JJ Irani · 3 April 2010, 09:52 AM

sleddog · 3 April 2010, 10:07 AM

Oh No...!

2 April 2010, 06:01 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Love Dress A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. > > "What are you doing?!" she asked. > > "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law > answered. > > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. > > "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. > > "Love dress? But you're naked!" > > "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It > excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end...He can't get enough of me" > > The mother-in-law left...When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. > > Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. > > "What are you doing?" he asked. > > "This is my love dress." she whispered sensually. > > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?" > > He never heard the gunshot. Funeral is Friday, closed casket. __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

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