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idk01 · 3 April 2010, 01:40 AM

Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night?

Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in 3
minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4 minutes, rolled over
and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home. He took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we came
home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay.
After foreplay we had an hour long session of fantastic sex and then we
talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: Did you have good sex last night?

Husband 2: Yes, it was great! I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate,
screwed my wife and fell asleep. What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut
the electricity because I didn't pay the bill. In return I had to take my
wife out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive that we didn't have
money for a cab. So we had to walk home for an hour - and when we got
home, there was no electricity, so I had to light f*cking candles all over
the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I
couldn't c*m for another hour. After I finally did, I was so mad and
aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for
another hour!

Dr. Robert · 3 April 2010, 01:48 AM

hilarious!

limbo · 3 April 2010, 05:44 AM

figbo · 3 April 2010, 08:22 AM

A nightmare for the guy indeed!

rfknauss · 3 April 2010, 08:36 AM

Lion · 3 April 2010, 08:43 AM

Yikes!!!

JJ Irani · 3 April 2010, 09:54 AM

sleddog · 3 April 2010, 10:05 AM

Classic!

chrislkb · 7 April 2010, 07:44 PM

Latrodectus · 8 April 2010, 04:36 AM

steelers · 8 April 2010, 05:10 AM

Bisquitlips · 8 April 2010, 10:45 AM

This is NOT funny!

Not!

Safetrends · 8 April 2010, 10:55 AM

jatco · 8 April 2010, 11:20 AM

Holy sheit..! - What a nightmare.. (or maybe not).
So there's the answer....
Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. If the 2 should meet.....Let me know, will ya...!

3 April 2010, 01:40 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work. Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night? Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4 minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you? Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home. He took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. After foreplay we had an hour long session of fantastic sex and then we talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: Did you have good sex last night? Husband 2: Yes, it was great! I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. What about you? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I didn't pay the bill. In return I had to take my wife out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive that we didn't have money for a cab. So we had to walk home for an hour - and when we got home, there was no electricity, so I had to light fcking candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't cm for another hour. After I finally did, I was so mad and aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour! __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

3 April 2010, 08:22 AM	#4
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3 April 2010, 08:36 AM	#5
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3 April 2010, 01:48 AM	#2
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,241	hilarious!

3 April 2010, 05:44 AM	#3
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3 April 2010, 10:05 AM	#8
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8 April 2010, 10:45 AM	#12
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jatco 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,527	Holy sheit..! - What a nightmare.. (or maybe not). So there's the answer.... Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. If the 2 should meet.....Let me know, will ya...!

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