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Old 11 April 2010, 01:16 AM   #1
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The ears have it!

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the
lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next
to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's
go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts.

They are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is
firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.

How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you
heard someone coming.... that was me."
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Old 11 April 2010, 02:05 AM   #2
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Old 11 April 2010, 03:59 AM   #3
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Old 11 April 2010, 05:01 AM   #4
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hilarious!
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Old 11 April 2010, 05:41 AM   #5
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Old 11 April 2010, 05:58 AM   #6
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Old 11 April 2010, 12:44 PM   #7
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Old 11 April 2010, 01:36 PM   #8
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Old 11 April 2010, 01:45 PM   #9
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Old 12 April 2010, 01:19 AM   #10
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