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13 April 2010, 12:24 PM
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Tough Day
A little guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when
this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?" The poor little guy starts crying. "I can't stand to see a man crying." said the biker "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. He continues, crying even harder. Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.
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13 April 2010, 12:27 PM
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13 April 2010, 12:45 PM
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 :r ofl:Good one!!!
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13 April 2010, 04:48 PM
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!!  I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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13 April 2010, 11:18 PM
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Very good!!!
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14 April 2010, 12:20 AM
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14 April 2010, 12:21 AM
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14 April 2010, 10:15 AM
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19 April 2010, 11:46 PM
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