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padi56 · 26 January 2007, 12:04 AM

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,"I almost had an affair with another woman.
The priest said , "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."he priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not
to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £20 in the poor box."The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over
to the poor box.He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the £20 on the box, and according to you,that's the same as putting it in!"

26 January 2007, 12:04 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Confessional. A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,"I almost had an affair with another woman. The priest said , "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."he priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £20 in the poor box."The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the £20 on the box, and according to you,that's the same as putting it in!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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