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2th Dr · 8 May 2010, 06:24 AM

A man and his wife were driving home to Pittsburgh one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car..

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, And let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'OK, Get in the car with it.'

The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'

'But what about the smell?' said the wife.

'Just hold its little nose.'

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

Lion · 8 May 2010, 01:35 PM

Very good!!!

alohanakoni · 12 May 2010, 03:20 AM

hahaha!

Bisquitlips · 12 May 2010, 11:22 AM

I am going to go speak with my wife about this post now.

I will report Leah's response later.

And I might add that you are all in trouble for even reading this post!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!

Saxon007 · 13 May 2010, 12:21 PM

Mockingbird · 13 May 2010, 12:39 PM

Getting beaten by a frozen skunk must hurt!

chrislkb · 16 May 2010, 04:23 PM

=) =d =p

8 May 2010, 06:24 AM	#1
2th Dr Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Mark-O! Location: Arlington, TX Watch: Rolex Posts: 12,714	Frozen Skunk A man and his wife were driving home to Pittsburgh one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, And let it go in the morning?' He says, 'OK, Get in the car with it.' The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?' He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.' 'But what about the smell?' said the wife. 'Just hold its little nose.' The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

8 May 2010, 01:35 PM	#2
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