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AJC · 17 June 2010, 08:25 AM

Statements that have been on insurance claims.

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationery truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.

As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a fractured skull

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows.

Lion · 18 June 2010, 01:01 AM

Yikes!!!

SSD · 20 June 2010, 09:46 PM

Ooops...

Bisquitlips · 21 June 2010, 08:30 AM

swatty · 24 June 2010, 08:09 AM

asadtiger · 6 October 2014, 03:49 PM

OH God, I know this is years old but I laughed out real loud reading these, ofcourse not really picturing the accidents but just the way the descriptions have been put is hilarious :)

Hairdude1 · 7 October 2014, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by asadtiger

OH God, I know this is years old but I laughed out real loud reading these, ofcourse not really picturing the accidents but just the way the descriptions have been put is hilarious :)

Those are pretty funny

Silvio Mosiello · 7 October 2014, 01:28 PM

In an attempt to avoid hitting the cars bumper in front of me I hit a pedestrian

There you go.

Psmith · 9 October 2014, 11:27 AM

Bisquitlips · 14 October 2014, 03:45 PM

17 June 2010, 08:25 AM	#1
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	The reason I crashed my car was........ Statements that have been on insurance claims. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. I collided with a stationery truck coming the other way. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident. As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a fractured skull I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows.

18 June 2010, 01:01 AM	#2
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