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Old 8 February 2007, 02:12 AM   #1
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Football Tickets

A man and his football tickets...

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the National Championship game. As
he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat
next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the National Championship , the biggest sporting
event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first game we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1957."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?".

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
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