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itsmelisa · 8 February 2007, 10:15 PM

Once upon a time, there were two friends living in one common den - a bear and a rabbit. The rabbit, unlike his friend, was a very ardent party-goer, and every time he came back home at dead of night, the bear would beat him up. One day, the rabbit begged the bear:
Please don't beat me at least this once when i am back late at night, plese please, bear!
Well, ok.
Next morning, the rabbit wakes up and realizes that his ear is half torn, his coat is ragged, he has a black eye and his whole little body aches badly. Embittered, he hobbles towards the bear and, nearly crying, he asks:
You promised... Why did you do it, bear?
You came back, at first you called me a fat faggot and a moron, i was just about to whack you, but i thought: i promised.
Then you started to insult my girlfriend... I thought: i primised... And i bore it.
Then you started cursing my mummy... But somehow, i restrained myself even then...
But when you shitted on my bed, sticked some crayons into the shit and announced that a hedgehog was staying overnight, i lost my temper!

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JJ Irani · 9 February 2007, 04:44 AM

Hey Lisa,

I've noticed that the ONLY participation you have done so far on this forum is in the form of jokes.

While your jokes are fun and always welcome, don't you have anything to say by way of watches?

President · 9 February 2007, 05:32 AM

8 February 2007, 10:15 PM	#1
itsmelisa Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: America Posts: 103	Rabbit and the bear in a same den Once upon a time, there were two friends living in one common den - a bear and a rabbit. The rabbit, unlike his friend, was a very ardent party-goer, and every time he came back home at dead of night, the bear would beat him up. One day, the rabbit begged the bear: Please don't beat me at least this once when i am back late at night, plese please, bear! Well, ok. Next morning, the rabbit wakes up and realizes that his ear is half torn, his coat is ragged, he has a black eye and his whole little body aches badly. Embittered, he hobbles towards the bear and, nearly crying, he asks: You promised... Why did you do it, bear? You came back, at first you called me a fat faggot and a moron, i was just about to whack you, but i thought: i promised. Then you started to insult my girlfriend... I thought: i primised... And i bore it. Then you started cursing my mummy... But somehow, i restrained myself even then... But when you shitted on my bed, sticked some crayons into the shit and announced that a hedgehog was staying overnight, i lost my temper! ---------- - Lisa Only The Best Funny Jokes: http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com

9 February 2007, 04:44 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hey Lisa, I've noticed that the ONLY participation you have done so far on this forum is in the form of jokes. While your jokes are fun and always welcome, don't you have anything to say by way of watches? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

9 February 2007, 05:32 AM	#3
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