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Seadweller · 14 September 2005, 05:25 AM

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm
"I'd like to buy a horth" He says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse?" said the owner.

"A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.

"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.

"Nithe eerth.' he says 'Now...can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and Shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina.
He holds him there for a Couple of seconds, before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that...

"Can I see her wun awound?""

JJ Irani · 14 September 2005, 07:06 AM

Just done by Padi a few days ago, but it was worth a re-read. Superb!!

Seadweller · 14 September 2005, 07:32 AM

Apologies to Padi, I must have missed that one being posted before.

padi56 · 14 September 2005, 07:03 PM

Its ok JJ has just done 3

14 September 2005, 05:25 AM	#1
Seadweller "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 750	Dwarf with a lisp. A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm "I'd like to buy a horth" He says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth.' he says 'Now...can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and Shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a Couple of seconds, before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that... "Can I see her wun awound?"" __________________ The Exclusive 4000ft Club.

14 September 2005, 07:06 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Just done by Padi a few days ago, but it was worth a re-read. Superb!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

14 September 2005, 07:32 AM	#3
Seadweller "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 750	Apologies to Padi, I must have missed that one being posted before. __________________ The Exclusive 4000ft Club.

14 September 2005, 07:03 PM	#4
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Its ok JJ has just done 3 __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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