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Idle Swede · 12 August 2010, 01:22 AM

Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money ?

A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka ..

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China ..

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala ...

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea ..

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan ..

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
sale and drink beer all day !

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

Numismatist · 12 August 2010, 01:24 AM

onkyo · 12 August 2010, 01:45 AM

Esexx · 12 August 2010, 01:53 AM

Awsome!!!! I love it and so true.

ParisDakarBmw · 12 August 2010, 02:07 AM

I'll put mine towards a vintage Rolex!

josh12730 · 12 August 2010, 02:14 AM

Hilarious!!!!

CoopJr · 12 August 2010, 02:17 AM

A: Shut up!

Widows Son · 12 August 2010, 02:18 AM

Good post. I felt the same way about the $600.00 rebates given back a couple of years ago. If this money was kept and used to pay off the national deficit (SP?) we would have been a thousand times better off!!!!

t e x · 12 August 2010, 02:45 AM

Yup, you're my financial advsior

Ebruner · 12 August 2010, 04:42 AM

I never got the rebates. It seem I pay SO much in taxes I am not allowed to get ANY of it back.

Don't you just love the demonization of success going on in this country.

-Eddie

Pep04 · 12 August 2010, 04:46 AM

I'm with Paul. I'd rather buy a watch.

R1@160@alltimes · 12 August 2010, 05:08 AM

Hey Leo, when are the checks coming?

Prince · 12 August 2010, 05:12 AM

You know where I'm gonna move this, don't you, Leo!

rfknauss · 12 August 2010, 05:34 AM

Love it Leo!

STEELINOX · 12 August 2010, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

Thats the kinda Economic Stimulus I like indeedily weedily !

limbo · 12 August 2010, 06:24 AM

kenhiraihnl · 12 August 2010, 07:54 AM

blackmsport · 12 August 2010, 08:03 AM

spot on... for us in australia

Conclusion:

Go to a Rugby game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a Poker Machine Room and drink beer all day !

ducatidoc · 12 August 2010, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

You know where I'm gonna move this, don't you, Leo!

So why is this in the jokes section ?

Idle Swede · 12 August 2010, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ducatidoc

So why is this in the jokes section ?

Allan obviously thought it was a joke.

:thumb sup:

chriseskew24 · 12 August 2010, 08:40 AM

so true and so sad all at the same time.

sleddog · 12 August 2010, 09:24 AM

2th Dr · 12 August 2010, 09:30 AM

Genius! Shear genius!

Brushpup · 12 August 2010, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2th DR

Genius! Shear genius!

Colorao · 12 August 2010, 11:53 AM

Oh Yeahhhh!!!!!! Love it

TRW · 12 August 2010, 12:40 PM

Wheres John Hinckley when you need him

belk7 · 12 August 2010, 12:43 PM

I wish I could come up with an argument to dispute any one of these points, but I just can't think of anything to say.

Prince · 12 August 2010, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ducatidoc

So why is this in the jokes section ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Allan obviously thought it was a joke.

Indeed!!! Presentation. Presentation.

Lion · 25 August 2010, 01:54 AM

I would love to get another check from the Feds...this time I might even spend it!!!

JJ Irani · 25 August 2010, 05:58 AM

12 August 2010, 01:22 AM	#1
Idle Swede Suspended Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Leo Location: Boca Raton Posts: 13,820	Stimulus checks are on their way........... Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money ? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ? A. Only a smidgen of it. Q. What is the purpose of this payment ? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .. * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .. * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ... * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .. * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .. * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1) Spending it at yard sales, or 2) Going to ball games, or 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or 4) Beer or 5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. ) Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day ! No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

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12 August 2010, 02:18 AM	#8
Widows Son "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hudson Ohio Posts: 3,564	Good post. I felt the same way about the $600.00 rebates given back a couple of years ago. If this money was kept and used to pay off the national deficit (SP?) we would have been a thousand times better off!!!!

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blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	spot on... for us in australia Conclusion: Go to a Rugby game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a Poker Machine Room and drink beer all day !

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