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15 August 2010, 06:52 AM
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Age And Wisdom
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Gary is 67 years old and he loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. Gary said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be very gorgeous and sexy. Gary looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front pocket. The frog said, "Hey, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful gorgeous sexy woman! He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog." With age comes wisdom!
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15 August 2010, 06:57 AM
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15 August 2010, 07:06 AM
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 One talking frog coming right up for Raf!!!  
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15 August 2010, 07:09 AM
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15 August 2010, 07:12 AM
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Great one!
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15 August 2010, 07:30 AM
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15 August 2010, 07:57 AM
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15 August 2010, 07:59 AM
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15 August 2010, 08:04 AM
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smart man....
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15 August 2010, 08:55 AM
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15 August 2010, 10:06 AM
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 Classic!
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15 August 2010, 10:23 AM
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At your age you probably would want a talking frog
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15 August 2010, 11:19 AM
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Good one!
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15 August 2010, 11:45 AM
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15 August 2010, 11:56 AM
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Very funny Raf.
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15 August 2010, 02:14 PM
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Very funny. I wasn't expecting that response.
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16 August 2010, 02:51 AM
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Talking frogs are cool.
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20 August 2010, 11:27 PM
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Very funny!!!
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21 August 2010, 02:18 AM
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Ahaha, this was hilarious!
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