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arneleo · 16 August 2010, 02:55 PM

A rich man was riding in his strech limo when he drove by a park and noticed two men feeding off the grass cuttings from a recently mowed lawn. He rolled down his window and called out to the closest guy, and inquired; "What are you guys doing eating grass?" The man replied that he was just too poor to afford regular food and that grass is all that he can feed himself and his family. The rich man exclaimed; "Well then, you're coming with me; hop in the car. You can eat at my place". The man was so grateful, he replied; "Thanks, but there's four of us", referring to his wife and 2 children. "And my buddy here, there's six of them. The rich man said not a problem - lot's of room in the car, and soon the two families were all riding in the strech limo on the way to the man's estate. One of the men said to the rich guy; "Thanks again for doing this, sir. We really appreciate it. We can't wait to get to your place because we're really very hungry. The man replied. "No problem at all, you guys will love it here. My grass is really tall, eat all you want".

limbo · 16 August 2010, 05:19 PM

blackmsport · 16 August 2010, 06:47 PM

meant rich basterd

JJ Irani · 17 August 2010, 04:07 AM

rfknauss · 17 August 2010, 04:52 AM

DCgator · 17 August 2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by rfknauss

Same here !!!!!!!!!!!!

jatco · 17 August 2010, 11:38 AM

/\ Ditto here...!! LOL

ParisDakarBmw · 17 August 2010, 11:51 AM

Chipmunk · 17 August 2010, 12:04 PM

Ultraman · 19 August 2010, 11:40 PM

Welshwatchman · 20 August 2010, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by arneleo

A rich man was riding in his strech limo when he drove by a park and noticed two men feeding off the grass cuttings from a recently mowed lawn. He rolled down his window and called out to the closest guy, and inquired; "What are you guys doing eating grass?" The man replied that he was just too poor to afford regular food and that grass is all that he can feed himself and his family. The rich man exclaimed; "Well then, you're coming with me; hop in the car. You can eat at my place". The man was so grateful, he replied; "Thanks, but there's four of us", referring to his wife and 2 children. "And my buddy here, there's six of them. The rich man said not a problem - lot's of room in the car, and soon the two families were all riding in the strech limo on the way to the man's estate. One of the men said to the rich guy; "Thanks again for doing this, sir. We really appreciate it. We can't wait to get to your place because we're really very hungry. The man replied. "No problem at all, you guys will love it here. My grass is really tall, eat all you want".

Sounds like he went to the Jim Belushi school of self centredness.

Welshwatchman · 20 August 2010, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmsport

meant rich basterd

Is this supposed to be a sentence?

figbo · 20 August 2010, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Welshwatchman

Is this supposed to be a sentence?

Is that australian of some sort?

Lion · 20 August 2010, 11:03 PM

Very good!!!

16 August 2010, 02:55 PM	#1
arneleo "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: California Watch: Yachtmaster Posts: 62	All you can eat A rich man was riding in his strech limo when he drove by a park and noticed two men feeding off the grass cuttings from a recently mowed lawn. He rolled down his window and called out to the closest guy, and inquired; "What are you guys doing eating grass?" The man replied that he was just too poor to afford regular food and that grass is all that he can feed himself and his family. The rich man exclaimed; "Well then, you're coming with me; hop in the car. You can eat at my place". The man was so grateful, he replied; "Thanks, but there's four of us", referring to his wife and 2 children. "And my buddy here, there's six of them. The rich man said not a problem - lot's of room in the car, and soon the two families were all riding in the strech limo on the way to the man's estate. One of the men said to the rich guy; "Thanks again for doing this, sir. We really appreciate it. We can't wait to get to your place because we're really very hungry. The man replied. "No problem at all, you guys will love it here. My grass is really tall, eat all you want".

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