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Old 23 August 2010, 02:38 PM   #1
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Icon12 Before and after marriage

Before marriage.... .

He: Yes. At last.
She: Do you want me to go?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....

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Old 23 August 2010, 02:40 PM   #2
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Old 23 August 2010, 02:40 PM   #3
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Old 23 August 2010, 02:41 PM   #4
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Old 23 August 2010, 08:19 PM   #5
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Old 24 August 2010, 12:02 AM   #6
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Old 24 August 2010, 12:09 AM   #7
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Old 24 August 2010, 02:27 AM   #8
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Old 24 August 2010, 03:47 AM   #9
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Old 24 August 2010, 05:53 AM   #10
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Old 24 August 2010, 08:20 AM   #11
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Old 24 August 2010, 09:11 AM   #12
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Old 25 August 2010, 01:36 AM   #13
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Old 25 August 2010, 02:50 AM   #14
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Old 25 August 2010, 05:53 AM   #16
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Old 25 August 2010, 10:02 PM   #17
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