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haitek · 23 August 2010, 04:41 PM

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son and gives him 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, turning blue..
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
The father panicks and shouts for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue
suit, sitting at the bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee looks up, puts her coffee down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up and makes her way, unhurried, across the
restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly..

After a few seconds the boy convulses and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son is ok, the father rushes to the woman,

"Thank you, thank you...I've Never seen anybody do anything like that before. Are You a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the IRS...'

bb3188 · 23 August 2010, 07:23 PM

lol........... nice one Abi..............

btw, i see ur double red is up for sale over here in Melbourne....

best of luck with that !

haitek · 23 August 2010, 08:00 PM

Thanks m8...

Route 66 · 24 August 2010, 12:49 AM

That was great!

Dr. Robert · 24 August 2010, 01:50 AM

....the IRS

kenhiraihnl · 24 August 2010, 03:32 AM

rfknauss · 24 August 2010, 04:04 AM

sleddog · 24 August 2010, 10:22 AM

blackmsport · 24 August 2010, 11:36 AM

holy sh!t..... you'd better be honest with your tax returns

Lion · 25 August 2010, 01:33 AM

Very funny!!!

23 August 2010, 04:41 PM	#1
haitek Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: haitek futur Location: Happiesville Watch: Citizen quartz ;-) Posts: 120	Last nickel A father walks into a restaurant with his young son and gives him 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, turning blue.. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. The father panicks and shouts for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue suit, sitting at the bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee looks up, puts her coffee down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. After a few seconds the boy convulses and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son is ok, the father rushes to the woman, "Thank you, thank you...I've Never seen anybody do anything like that before. Are You a doctor? " 'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the IRS...'

24 August 2010, 03:32 AM	#6
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23 August 2010, 07:23 PM	#2
bb3188 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Mark Location: Melbourne Aus Posts: 323	lol........... nice one Abi.............. btw, i see ur double red is up for sale over here in Melbourne.... best of luck with that !

23 August 2010, 08:00 PM	#3
haitek Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: haitek futur Location: Happiesville Watch: Citizen quartz ;-) Posts: 120	Thanks m8...

24 August 2010, 12:49 AM	#4
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24 August 2010, 01:50 AM	#5
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24 August 2010, 11:36 AM	#9
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	holy sh!t..... you'd better be honest with your tax returns

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