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Old 24 August 2010, 01:55 AM   #1
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Cheeseburger

A man walks into a hamburger restaurant & orders a cheeseburger.
He takes a bite out of it, and notices small hairs in the burger.
He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's hair in my cheeseburger! I demand to see what's going on!"
So the waitress takes him back to where the cook is, and to his horror he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his armpit.
The diner says, That's disgusting!"
The waitress then says, "You think that's disgusting, you should see him
make donuts."
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Old 24 August 2010, 03:29 AM   #2
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Haven't heard that one in a verrrry long time...I had forgotten the punch line...
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Old 24 August 2010, 04:04 AM   #3
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Old 24 August 2010, 10:23 AM   #4
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Uh Oh.....
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Old 24 August 2010, 11:33 AM   #6
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Like to see his sausage roll..... ewww
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Old 24 August 2010, 09:31 PM   #7
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Old 25 August 2010, 12:29 AM   #8
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Old 25 August 2010, 12:30 AM   #9
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Also remind me of the movie "Waiting"..
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Old 25 August 2010, 01:31 AM   #10
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Very good!!!
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Old 25 August 2010, 05:55 AM   #12
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