The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 24 August 2010, 01:57 AM   #1
figbo
"TRF" Member
 
figbo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Real Name: El Raf-O
Location: florida
Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega
Posts: 19,687
Three women die together in an accident

And go to heaven.



When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here
in heaven:



Don't step on the
ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,


There are ducks all over the
place.
It is almost impossible not
to step on a duck,

And although they try their
best to avoid them,


The first woman accidentally
steps on one.



Along comes St.. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them
together and says,


'Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to

Spend eternity chained to
this ugly man!'

The next day,


The second woman steps
accidentally on a duck


And along comes St. Peter,

Who doesn't miss a thing.

With him is another extremely
ugly man.


He chains them together


With the same admonishment as
for the first woman.



The third woman has observed all this and,


Not wanting to be chained


For all eternity to an ugly
man, is very,


VERY careful where she
steps.

She manages to go months
Without stepping on any
ducks,

But

One day St.Peter comes up to
her



With the most handsome man
she has ever laid eyes on


..... Very tall, long
eyelashes, muscular.



St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.



The happy woman says,


'I wonder what I did to
deserve being


Chained to you for all of
eternity?'



The guy says,


'I don't know about you,




But I stepped on a

Duck.
__________________
member # 9862
Best bartender in the world!!
Last of the Bastid Tossers

p club member #9
figbo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 August 2010, 01:59 AM   #2
R1@160@alltimes
"TRF" Member
 
R1@160@alltimes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Watch: ♛
Posts: 4,408
haha
__________________
R1@160@alltimes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 August 2010, 03:28 AM   #3
cwwhk
"TRF" Member
 
cwwhk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hong Kong
Watch: Black Daytona
Posts: 827
Very funny.
__________________
Everyday is a Rolex day.
cwwhk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 August 2010, 04:05 AM   #4
rfknauss
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
 
rfknauss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Real Name: Richard
Location: Macungie, PA
Watch: 5513 Sub, LV Sub
Posts: 14,497
__________________


"Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!"

TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron
rfknauss is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 August 2010, 10:20 AM   #5
sleddog
TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
 
sleddog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Real Name: Rob
Location: Nearby.
Posts: 24,931
__________________
He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!!

TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..
sleddog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 August 2010, 10:37 AM   #6
TRW
Banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Real Name: Tim
Location: tennessee
Watch: 16623 YM
Posts: 3,630
TRW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 August 2010, 10:42 AM   #7
Chipmunk
"TRF" Member
 
Chipmunk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Real Name: Alvin
Location: So Cal
Watch: ROLEXES
Posts: 5,390
__________________
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"............John Keats

Chipmunk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 August 2010, 12:10 PM   #8
sushisummo
"TRF" Member
 
sushisummo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Real Name: JT
Location: in a house....:)
Watch: Hmmm......?
Posts: 1,776
good one.......LOL
__________________
Collections: -- R-O-L-E-X --AP-ROO -- P-A-N-E-R-A-I -- B-R-E-G-U-E-T -- I-W-C -- B-A-L-L -- O-T-H-E-R-S

WISHLIST: Too many to list......
Member #23367
sushisummo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 August 2010, 09:26 PM   #9
limbo
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Sydney
Posts: 4,624
limbo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 August 2010, 01:32 AM   #10
Lion
"TRF" Member
 
Lion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI
Posts: 21,461
Very funny!!!
__________________

SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#)
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!!
MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley
MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum
Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!
Lion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 August 2010, 05:58 AM   #11
JJ Irani
Fondly Remembered
 
JJ Irani's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
Posts: 74,319
__________________
Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!!

I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!
JJ Irani is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26 August 2010, 01:43 AM   #12
ObscureLight
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Real Name: Ritchie
Location: NYC
Watch: Holy Trinity
Posts: 407
ObscureLight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26 August 2010, 10:55 AM   #13
jets
"TRF" Member
 
jets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Real Name: Mario
Location: CANADA
Posts: 2,483
good god that was funny
__________________
DJII 116234 · Submariner 126610LV · Yacht Master 42 226659
Pelagos 25600TN
Ω X-33 Speedmaster Skywalker · 1861 Speedmaster Modsukoshi · SMP 2254.50 · SMP 2230.50 NAC · Seamaster 300 166.0324 · Genève 162.037
Seiko SLA033 Willard · SKX007
jets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 August 2010, 01:31 PM   #14
swatty
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
 
swatty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
Watch: The Game
Posts: 17,415
swatty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 August 2010, 02:18 PM   #15
hennabav
Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Real Name: Jon
Location: New England
Watch: --Rolex--
Posts: 2,391
HAHAHAHA....This is HILARIOUS!! Gotta show others!!
hennabav is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 August 2010, 02:25 PM   #16
DCgator
"TRF" Member
 
DCgator's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: PNW
Watch: DS,BLNR,SubLV,DJ2
Posts: 8,123
Icon6

Quote:
Originally Posted by hennabav View Post
HAHAHAHA....This is HILARIOUS!! Gotta show others!!
x100 !!!
DCgator is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Wrist Aficionado

DavidSW Watches

Takuya Watches

OCWatches

Asset Appeal


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.