Shark Food

[Dr. Hips]

so a boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean.

there's a few survivors floating in the water hoping for rescue when a father and baby shark come across.

looking for a meal the dad shark says to the young one "first lets show half of our fin and circle a few times".

the sharks begin to circle

the dad shark again tells his son..."ok boy, now show your entire fin and lets continue circling".

so after a few more laps around the panicking prey the father shark decides that it's time for him and his boy to devour.

a little while later after they finish dining on the unlucky boaters, the boy asks his dad.

"hey pop, why did we have to do all that circling and showing off? we could have just ate them right off the bat"

the wise father shark looks at his son and says.."Boy, they just taste better without all that shit in them".


wacka wacka

[JJ Irani]

[rfknauss]

[Chipmunk]

[swatty]

[Lion]

Very good...