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Dr. Robert · 1 September 2010, 02:43 AM

It was opening night @ The Orpheum & the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his act.

As Claude took the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite 2 or 3 people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each & every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for 6 generations."

He began to swing the pocket watch gently back & forth while quietly chanting- "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."

The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back & forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers & fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took 3 weeks to clean up the theater.

Chipmunk · 1 September 2010, 02:46 AM

Kokyuryoku · 1 September 2010, 02:48 AM

JJ Irani · 1 September 2010, 03:49 AM

eric23 · 1 September 2010, 05:10 AM

BH13GMT · 1 September 2010, 05:17 AM

another top gag, you are on fire today Dr Robert!!!!!

limbo · 1 September 2010, 06:23 AM

rfknauss · 1 September 2010, 06:24 AM

pz93c · 1 September 2010, 06:32 AM

Doh!

blackmsport · 1 September 2010, 08:01 AM

holy sh!t.... very funny

Lion · 4 September 2010, 03:38 PM

Excellent joke!!!

1 September 2010, 02:43 AM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,120	The Hypnotist's Watch It was opening night @ The Orpheum & the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his act. As Claude took the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite 2 or 3 people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each & every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for 6 generations." He began to swing the pocket watch gently back & forth while quietly chanting- "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back & forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers & fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the hypnotist. It took 3 weeks to clean up the theater. __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

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