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Dr. Robert · 2 September 2010, 09:59 AM

Proudly showing off his new apt. to a couple of his drunk friends late one night, the drunk host led the way to his bedroom where there was a huge brass gong.
"What's the brass gong for?" slurred one of his buddies.
"It's not a gong, it's a talking clock!" the host replied.
"A talking clock, seriously?" asked the other drunk friend.
"Yup" replied the host.
"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at the gong.
"Watch" said the host.
He picked up a big hammer, gave the gong an ear shattering pound & stepped back.
The 3 stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed..."you F&^%ing
idiot----it's ten past three in the morning!"

figbo · 2 September 2010, 10:04 AM

That works!

paverman · 2 September 2010, 11:10 AM

Didn't see that one comming.

sleddog · 2 September 2010, 11:11 AM

Classic!

kenhiraihnl · 2 September 2010, 03:06 PM

JJ Irani · 2 September 2010, 03:49 PM

Chipmunk · 2 September 2010, 03:55 PM

Lion · 4 September 2010, 03:28 PM

Very good!!!

rfknauss · 4 September 2010, 11:45 PM

Warnsboy · 9 September 2010, 01:17 AM

Got one of those at home!!

Iron Dealer 1 · 9 September 2010, 05:40 AM

Art 1 · 9 September 2010, 05:54 AM

2 September 2010, 09:59 AM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,120	Talking clock. Proudly showing off his new apt. to a couple of his drunk friends late one night, the drunk host led the way to his bedroom where there was a huge brass gong. "What's the brass gong for?" slurred one of his buddies. "It's not a gong, it's a talking clock!" the host replied. "A talking clock, seriously?" asked the other drunk friend. "Yup" replied the host. "How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at the gong. "Watch" said the host. He picked up a big hammer, gave the gong an ear shattering pound & stepped back. The 3 stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed..."you F&^%ing idiot----it's ten past three in the morning!" __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

2 September 2010, 10:04 AM	#2
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	That works! __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

2 September 2010, 11:11 AM	#4
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