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2 September 2010, 11:33 AM
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The Cuckoo Clock.
The other night I was invited out for a night w/ the guys. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight......"promise"
Well, the hours passed quickly & the martinis were going down way too easy. At 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having such a rapid, witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, & I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Got away w/ that one, I thought! Then she told me we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why.....she said, "Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'OH F&%K' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more....then farted."
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2 September 2010, 11:35 AM
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2 September 2010, 11:38 AM
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2 September 2010, 11:38 AM
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 Excellent!
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2 September 2010, 01:15 PM
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2 September 2010, 03:04 PM
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2 September 2010, 03:48 PM
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4 September 2010, 03:31 PM
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Very good...Zing!!!
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4 September 2010, 11:44 PM
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