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Old 4 September 2010, 04:43 PM   #1
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Not a dirty joke.......lol

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says,
"Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!

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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up,
and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"


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Old 4 September 2010, 11:40 PM   #2
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Old 5 September 2010, 12:10 AM   #3
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Old 5 September 2010, 02:35 AM   #4
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Old 5 September 2010, 03:38 AM   #5
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Old 6 September 2010, 12:22 PM   #6
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Old 6 September 2010, 01:02 PM   #7
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skiing one was a great joke
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Old 6 September 2010, 01:13 PM   #8
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