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Old 6 September 2010, 01:59 PM   #1
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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife,

"My dear wife, I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our marriage. All those nights I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but dozens"

His wife looked at him calmly, patted his hand and said, "Darling...Why do you think I poisoned you?"

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Old 6 September 2010, 02:45 PM   #2
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Old 6 September 2010, 02:56 PM   #3
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Old 6 September 2010, 03:18 PM   #4
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Old 6 September 2010, 03:38 PM   #5
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very funny..... Women are dangerous ...
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Old 6 September 2010, 03:41 PM   #6
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Nice.... lol
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Old 6 September 2010, 03:43 PM   #7
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Don't mess with women!! lol
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Old 6 September 2010, 04:20 PM   #8
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Old 7 September 2010, 04:39 AM   #10
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Old 7 September 2010, 11:52 PM   #11
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Old 8 September 2010, 06:44 AM   #12
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Old 9 September 2010, 04:25 AM   #13
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