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Old 9 September 2010, 06:48 AM   #1
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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

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Old 9 September 2010, 07:28 AM   #2
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Old 9 September 2010, 07:41 AM   #3
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Old 9 September 2010, 08:50 AM   #4
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Old 9 September 2010, 09:11 AM   #6
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Old 9 September 2010, 04:17 PM   #7
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Old 18 September 2010, 04:48 PM   #8
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