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13 September 2010, 02:02 AM
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Joe and Sam
Joe and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
> > watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. > > One day Joe didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe > > he had a cold or something. But after Joe hadn't shown up for a week or so, > > Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, > > Sam didn't know where Joe lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. > > A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Joe. But one day, Sam approached > the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Joe! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and > told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Joe, what in the world happened to you?' > > Joe replied, 'I have been in jail.' > > 'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?' > > 'Well,' Joe said, 'you know Susie, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?' > > 'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?' > > 'Well, she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, > > I was so proud that when I got into court - I pled 'guilty.' > > 'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury. >
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13 September 2010, 02:09 AM
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13 September 2010, 02:12 AM
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13 September 2010, 05:21 PM
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13 September 2010, 07:05 PM
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14 September 2010, 02:29 PM
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14 September 2010, 08:40 PM
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14 September 2010, 10:22 PM
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14 September 2010, 11:02 PM
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15 September 2010, 06:20 AM
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15 September 2010, 04:53 PM
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