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Old 15 September 2010, 05:29 PM   #1
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SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2009

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2009
Scenario :
Jack goes rabbit shooting before school,
pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns.

2009 - School goes into lock down, Star Force called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again.. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

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Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2009 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programs

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Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario :
Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario :
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario :
Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. AFRE files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario :
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bull ant nest.

1957 - Ants die.

2009- State Police, Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario :
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Old 15 September 2010, 06:16 PM   #2
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Yeah, these are not funny.
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Old 15 September 2010, 07:58 PM   #3
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Should be a 'sticky' not a joke.
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Old 15 September 2010, 09:32 PM   #4
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it's only not funny because it is true. In fact, I beat up a bully one time and pleaded down to harrasment, took an anger management class, was suspended, and my grandfather (who I was living with) asked me what took me so long to put him in his place lol. It is "off" of my record, but if I search a PA docket sheet thing, it is still there.
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Old 16 September 2010, 06:23 AM   #5
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I always enjoy reading that.
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Old 3 October 2010, 07:57 PM   #6
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A lot of things used to be better, and lot of things are better now.
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Old 4 October 2010, 05:50 PM   #7
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A lot of things used to be better, and lot of things are better now.
Unfortunately it seems like most things use to be better
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Old 8 October 2010, 11:46 PM   #8
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Too true, I grew up on a farm and walked to a country grade school that had a total of 13 pupils in all 8 grades. I carried a .22 to school and shot rabbits on the way home for supper. Hard to imagine now.
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Old 13 October 2010, 02:32 AM   #9
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Very good!!!
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