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17 September 2010, 06:58 AM
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Attorneys
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil said to the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money." "All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and I want to have **** *** with your 14 year old daughter." The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?" 
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17 September 2010, 07:33 AM
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so true
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17 September 2010, 08:17 AM
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he he he... quite right!
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17 September 2010, 08:37 AM
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All very well, but who is the first person you would call when you find yourself in trouble?
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18 September 2010, 07:26 PM
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 Now Steve....can you please:  :b anhim:
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18 September 2010, 07:31 PM
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19 September 2010, 02:11 AM
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19 September 2010, 02:15 AM
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19 September 2010, 03:19 AM
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19 September 2010, 03:19 AM
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good one but, indeed, what's the catch?
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22 September 2010, 09:15 PM
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