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Old 23 September 2010, 03:39 AM   #1
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Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree, not see.

NO FEE

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Old 23 September 2010, 03:45 AM   #2
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Old 23 September 2010, 06:20 AM   #3
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Old 23 September 2010, 06:25 AM   #4
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Old 23 September 2010, 07:17 AM   #5
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Old 23 September 2010, 10:00 PM   #9
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