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Old 24 September 2010, 06:14 AM   #1
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A short Love Story

SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently <<ATT0000211.jpg>> woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!....... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own dam blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.

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Old 24 September 2010, 07:47 AM   #2
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