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Old 28 September 2010, 11:08 PM   #1
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Football Joke

Guy walks into a bar in Detroit wearing a Lions jersey
and carrying a cat that also has a Lion jersey on with a
little Lion helmet on his head, too.

The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the
Lion's game here? My TV at home broke down and my cat and
I always watch the game together".

The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed
In the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and
the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's
any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game.

Pretty soon the Lions manage to kick a field goal and the
excited cat jumps up on the bar, walks all the way down and
gives everyone at the bar a high five.

The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he
Do for a touchdown?"

The guy answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
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Old 28 September 2010, 11:26 PM   #2
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Old 29 September 2010, 12:26 AM   #3
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Old 29 September 2010, 01:20 AM   #4
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Old 29 September 2010, 11:02 AM   #7
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Old 29 September 2010, 11:14 AM   #8
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Sad but true!
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