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Chipmunk · 4 October 2010, 06:49 AM

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn,

and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaaah in Sweden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

blackmsport · 4 October 2010, 07:07 AM

ho ho ho..... he certainly Drives a Fast Car according to the other joke

limbo · 4 October 2010, 07:15 AM

swatty · 4 October 2010, 08:56 AM

onkyo · 4 October 2010, 12:39 PM

Rofl

Art 1 · 6 October 2010, 09:14 AM

rfknauss · 6 October 2010, 10:55 AM

Lion · 13 October 2010, 08:58 PM

Very good!!!

4 October 2010, 06:49 AM	#1
Chipmunk "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Alvin Location: So Cal Watch: ROLEXES Posts: 5,390	Grass Sandwich At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sweden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it." __________________ "A thing of beauty is a joy forever"............John Keats

6 October 2010, 10:55 AM	#7
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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	ho ho ho..... he certainly Drives a Fast Car according to the other joke

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