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Old 4 October 2010, 06:00 PM   #1
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A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He awoke from the wreckage to find his beautiful car had been totaled. “Oh No, My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, can I help you, you’re bleeding? And my god, your left arm is gone!”

The lawyer looked down horrified and screamed “Oh No, My Rolex! My Rolex!”
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Old 4 October 2010, 11:44 PM   #2
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Old 5 October 2010, 11:54 AM   #3
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I like it

Typical lawyer hey
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Old 6 October 2010, 09:13 AM   #4
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Oldie but goodie.
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Old 6 October 2010, 11:50 AM   #5
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