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DD911 · 10 October 2010, 05:29 AM

A guy escapes from a prison, where he's been locked up for 10 Years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict kisses her neck, and then goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both! Be strong, honey. I love you.'

His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we have any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too.

JJ Irani · 10 October 2010, 05:53 AM

rfknauss · 10 October 2010, 05:54 AM

Chipmunk · 10 October 2010, 06:06 AM

blackmsport · 10 October 2010, 06:45 AM

ho ho ho best joke ever

Route 66 · 10 October 2010, 06:56 AM

That was great!!

Lion · 13 October 2010, 02:25 AM

Very good!!!

10 October 2010, 05:29 AM	#1
DD911 Banned Join Date: Aug 2010 Real Name: Det Location: Luxembourg Watch: Rolex YM Posts: 45	Men and Wife A guy escapes from a prison, where he's been locked up for 10 Years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict kisses her neck, and then goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both! Be strong, honey. I love you.' His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we have any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too.

10 October 2010, 05:54 AM	#3
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13 October 2010, 02:25 AM	#7
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