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leeye · 15 October 2010, 02:04 PM

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNight Out 3.1, Rugby 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSe*Plus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your assets before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please?

toph · 15 October 2010, 02:09 PM

excellent

gold canyon · 15 October 2010, 02:18 PM

That was great. Thanks.

Route 66 · 15 October 2010, 02:49 PM

This OP looked very familiar to me and I felt like I had seen it before. I Googled it, and I had quite a few hits. I'd love to know where it originated because it's very clever.

blackmsport · 15 October 2010, 03:21 PM

this is GOLD

Lgear080 · 15 October 2010, 03:24 PM

that's classssssssssss

exgf1.2 is still causing runtime errors for me :(

johnbeth · 15 October 2010, 03:48 PM

Oldie but a goodie!

John

2005rivers · 15 October 2010, 04:40 PM

you should have run pre-nup5.0

leeye · 15 October 2010, 08:03 PM

glad that everyone likes it. i came upon it from a friend, thot i share it with everyone.

Dr. Robert · 16 October 2010, 04:04 AM

Excellent!

rfknauss · 16 October 2010, 05:29 AM

Iron Dealer 1 · 16 October 2010, 06:19 AM

ExWife 1.0 is not very compatible with NewWife2.0, especially since NewWife 2.0 has better capabilities and is a definite upgrade. NewWife 2.0 also does not require mandatory weekly alimony asset resupply. No crashes...Motherinlaw Popup still an issue though...

Timber Loftis · 16 October 2010, 06:54 AM

Dear user:

Your problem is that you installed Wife 1.0 thinking it would work in conjunction with some of your other programs. Wife 1.0 is in fact an entire Operating System meant to manage all of your opertaions. It is not an upgrade of any of the GirlFriend 1.xxx versions or of Fiance 1.0, it in fact overwrites those programs and seeks to manage all user resources going forward.

For instance, while Wife 1.0 has a fair-to-good cooking and cleaning program, it will totally lock up when you try to implement your old programs like LadsNight or Playboy. Also, you have noted some of the problems with the Memory Sectors of Wife 1.0, which have an incredible data storage capacity with numerous sectors that can never be deleted. This has caused you some problems, but Wife 1.0 is meant to be used differently than other programs. Rather than trying to avoid the memory portions of Wife 1.0, I try to utilize them. I use Wife 1.0 as a second brain. I no longer need to remember dates or addresses or even names of family or friends -- I store all that info in Wife 1.0, freeing up my own brain sectors for fun things like StupidWISFacts 3.0.

All in all, I would encourage you to learn to work with Wife 1.0 the way it was meant to be utilitzed. 95% of your interface with Wife 1.0 can be accomplished by successfully using the WhatdoIdonext, WhatdoIdonow, and Whatdoyouwant commands, any of which will open up a dialogue with the program that will well instruct you on proper usage of the program.

Good luck!

Art 1 · 16 October 2010, 09:27 AM

Lion · 19 October 2010, 01:51 PM

Shade · 19 October 2010, 02:32 PM

Hahahaha.. I guess that's o e heck of a software buddy!

JJ Irani · 19 October 2010, 02:41 PM

Excellent...........should be a Joke sticky!!

AstroBoy · 20 October 2010, 04:34 AM

So funny ! I sent it to my IT dept. !

15 October 2010, 02:04 PM	#1
leeye "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Lee Location: Singapore Watch: Too many...... Posts: 689	Girlfriend 1.0 Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNight Out 3.1, Rugby 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSe*Plus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your assets before uninstalling itself. Help requested please? __________________ Lee, Singapore - Shanghai Submersibles - PAM 64, 87, 187, 243, 382 Luminor - PAM 366, 367, 372, 390, 420 Radiomir - PAM 410

15 October 2010, 02:09 PM	#2
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15 October 2010, 08:03 PM	#9
leeye "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Lee Location: Singapore Watch: Too many...... Posts: 689	glad that everyone likes it. i came upon it from a friend, thot i share it with everyone. __________________ Lee, Singapore - Shanghai Submersibles - PAM 64, 87, 187, 243, 382 Luminor - PAM 366, 367, 372, 390, 420 Radiomir - PAM 410

16 October 2010, 04:04 AM	#10
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16 October 2010, 05:29 AM	#11
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15 October 2010, 02:18 PM	#3
gold canyon "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Southwest Watch: R O L E X Posts: 1,188	That was great. Thanks.

15 October 2010, 02:49 PM	#4
Route 66 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Steve Location: Burbank, CA Watch: 214270 Mark II Posts: 4,121	This OP looked very familiar to me and I felt like I had seen it before. I Googled it, and I had quite a few hits. I'd love to know where it originated because it's very clever.

15 October 2010, 03:21 PM	#5
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	this is GOLD

15 October 2010, 03:24 PM	#6
Lgear080 Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 3,506	that's classssssssssss exgf1.2 is still causing runtime errors for me :(

15 October 2010, 03:48 PM	#7
johnbeth "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Real Name: John Location: Australia Watch: Depends on mood. Posts: 9,536	Oldie but a goodie! John

15 October 2010, 04:40 PM	#8
2005rivers Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: texas Watch: GMT Master IIc Posts: 545	you should have run pre-nup5.0

16 October 2010, 06:19 AM	#12
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	ExWife 1.0 is not very compatible with NewWife2.0, especially since NewWife 2.0 has better capabilities and is a definite upgrade. NewWife 2.0 also does not require mandatory weekly alimony asset resupply. No crashes...Motherinlaw Popup still an issue though... __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

16 October 2010, 06:54 AM	#13
Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	Dear user: Your problem is that you installed Wife 1.0 thinking it would work in conjunction with some of your other programs. Wife 1.0 is in fact an entire Operating System meant to manage all of your opertaions. It is not an upgrade of any of the GirlFriend 1.xxx versions or of Fiance 1.0, it in fact overwrites those programs and seeks to manage all user resources going forward. For instance, while Wife 1.0 has a fair-to-good cooking and cleaning program, it will totally lock up when you try to implement your old programs like LadsNight or Playboy. Also, you have noted some of the problems with the Memory Sectors of Wife 1.0, which have an incredible data storage capacity with numerous sectors that can never be deleted. This has caused you some problems, but Wife 1.0 is meant to be used differently than other programs. Rather than trying to avoid the memory portions of Wife 1.0, I try to utilize them. I use Wife 1.0 as a second brain. I no longer need to remember dates or addresses or even names of family or friends -- I store all that info in Wife 1.0, freeing up my own brain sectors for fun things like StupidWISFacts 3.0. All in all, I would encourage you to learn to work with Wife 1.0 the way it was meant to be utilitzed. 95% of your interface with Wife 1.0 can be accomplished by successfully using the WhatdoIdonext, WhatdoIdonow, and Whatdoyouwant commands, any of which will open up a dialogue with the program that will well instruct you on proper usage of the program. Good luck!

16 October 2010, 09:27 AM	#14
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19 October 2010, 01:51 PM	#15
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19 October 2010, 02:32 PM	#16
Shade "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: Norman Location: Jakarta Watch: All of 'em.. Posts: 2,926	Hahahaha.. I guess that's o e heck of a software buddy! __________________ My collections.. Plus PAM 233, 232, 249 & PAM 417.

19 October 2010, 02:41 PM	#17
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Excellent...........should be a Joke sticky!!

20 October 2010, 04:34 AM	#18
AstroBoy "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Lucky Location: Ohio USA Watch: TT-Tona/EXII/Tudor Posts: 696	So funny ! I sent it to my IT dept. ! __________________ Astroboy "Life Is Not A Problem To Be Solved But A Reality To Be Experienced" "JJ - Your smile takes all my troubles away!"

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