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padi56 · 25 September 2005, 09:05 PM

(From a sign posted at a local golf course restroom)

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
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Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!

JJ Irani · 26 September 2005, 04:19 AM

AJC · 26 September 2005, 09:26 PM

Earl · 26 September 2005, 11:16 PM

Read and heed all you wanna be golfers!!!

25 September 2005, 09:05 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	In The Golf Toilet (From a sign posted at a local golf course restroom) 1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down. 4. Avoid a quick back swing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anyone. 7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. 8. Don't stand directly in front of others. 9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go. 10. Don't take extra strokes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

26 September 2005, 04:19 AM	#2
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26 September 2005, 09:26 PM	#3
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26 September 2005, 11:16 PM	#4
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