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Seadweller · 27 September 2005, 05:01 AM

Apologies if this has been on before.

THE HYPNOTIST:

It was opening night at the theater and the Amazing
Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles
around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As
Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most
stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up
onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his
coat. I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been
in my family for six generations." He began to swing
the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch
the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the
watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its
polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from
the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took them three weeks to clean up
the theater.

Sam · 27 September 2005, 05:30 AM

LOL! Good one!

JJ Irani · 27 September 2005, 05:59 AM

AJC · 27 September 2005, 08:23 AM

JJ Irani · 27 September 2005, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AJC

COPYCAT!!

padi56 · 27 September 2005, 06:23 PM

lol

27 September 2005, 05:01 AM	#1
Seadweller "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 750	The Hipnotist. Apologies if this has been on before. THE HYPNOTIST: It was opening night at the theater and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the hypnotist. It took them three weeks to clean up the theater. __________________ The Exclusive 4000ft Club.

27 September 2005, 05:59 AM	#3
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27 September 2005, 06:23 PM	#6
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27 September 2005, 05:30 AM	#2
Sam Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Texas Watch: Yes...too many!!! Posts: 426	LOL! Good one!

27 September 2005, 08:23 AM	#4
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