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Old 16 February 2011, 09:04 AM   #1
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Call in Sick

Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today.
I'm really sick.
I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:"You know Bob, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better, and I can go to work.
You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great"
I'll be at work soon.
By the way, you have a really nice house.
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Old 16 February 2011, 09:05 AM   #2
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Old 16 February 2011, 09:12 AM   #3
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Old 16 February 2011, 09:58 AM   #4
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I like it! :D
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Old 16 February 2011, 10:18 AM   #5
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Old 16 February 2011, 01:26 PM   #6
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holy sh!te
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Old 25 February 2011, 05:28 AM   #7
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Old 26 February 2011, 07:12 AM   #8
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