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padi56 · 2 March 2011, 10:01 PM

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one
with the Doberman said to her friend, Let's go over to that bar for a drink.' The lady with the Chihuahua said, We can't go in there, we've got dogs with us.' The one with the Doberman said, Just watch, and do as I do.' They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said Sorry lady no pets allowed The woman with the Doberman said You don't understand. This is my guide dog. The bouncer said, A Doberman?
The woman said, Yes, they're using them now. They're very good. The bouncer said OK, come on in. The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a guide dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, What the heck so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.The woman said, You don't understand. This is my guide dog The bouncer said A Chihuahua? Without hesitation the woman said, A Chihuahua. They gave me a feki#g Chihuahua ??' I have been done.

mtrunner · 3 March 2011, 12:59 AM

Too funny.

Route 66 · 3 March 2011, 05:25 AM

Art 1 · 3 March 2011, 06:03 PM

swatty · 3 March 2011, 06:26 PM

specbowers · 3 March 2011, 10:12 PM

good one, i going to tell this one at work today.

blackmsport · 4 March 2011, 08:42 AM

like it

Lion · 6 March 2011, 05:15 AM

Very funny!!!

2 March 2011, 10:01 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	Two Lady Dog Owners. Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, Let's go over to that bar for a drink.' The lady with the Chihuahua said, We can't go in there, we've got dogs with us.' The one with the Doberman said, Just watch, and do as I do.' They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said Sorry lady no pets allowed The woman with the Doberman said You don't understand. This is my guide dog. The bouncer said, A Doberman? The woman said, Yes, they're using them now. They're very good. The bouncer said OK, come on in. The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a guide dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, What the heck so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.The woman said, You don't understand. This is my guide dog The bouncer said A Chihuahua? Without hesitation the woman said, A Chihuahua. They gave me a feki#g Chihuahua ??' I have been done. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

6 March 2011, 05:15 AM	#8
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

3 March 2011, 12:59 AM	#2
mtrunner 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Gary Location: Bozeman, MT Watch: 126508 Paul Newman Posts: 7,835	Too funny.

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specbowers "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: pa Posts: 50	good one, i going to tell this one at work today.

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