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Old 5 March 2011, 05:41 AM   #1
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Salesman of the year........................

Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard,
got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a
military induction center.

Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new
recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which
they were entitled.

The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99%
sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance.

This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per
month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already
providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the
room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.

Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you
has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Afghanistan an' gets youself
killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da
supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da
governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!

"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta
Afghanistan first ?
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Old 5 March 2011, 05:52 AM   #2
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LOL. Great
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Old 5 March 2011, 06:12 AM   #3
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Old 5 March 2011, 08:15 AM   #4
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Old 5 March 2011, 08:16 AM   #5
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Old 5 March 2011, 08:55 AM   #6
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Very funny!!!
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