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TheVTCGuy · 14 September 2011, 06:22 AM

Just this side of heaven is a place called TRF (Banned members) Bridge.

When a TRFer is banned, that person goes to TRF Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. They take turns reading all the threads that have been deleted and posts that were edited out.

All the banned members who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our old threads and times gone by.
The banned members are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of the banned TRFer, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross TRF Bridge together....

Sigh..... This poem always makes me cry...

tattooedfagin · 14 September 2011, 06:23 AM

you been on the Cognac

Numismatist · 14 September 2011, 06:24 AM

arttay10 · 14 September 2011, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by tattooedfagin

you been on the Cognac

When you read that message and look at the avatar - it paints its own story....

Paul - your good in my book my friend... - just give me a shot of whatever your having

Grumpy Badger · 14 September 2011, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by tattooedfagin

you been on the Cognac

Somethin' stronger, I reckon!

Numismatist · 14 September 2011, 06:28 AM

He's hallucinating, it must have been the lighting strikes

Gagebuilder · 14 September 2011, 06:32 AM

Hey, I see a Troll under da bridge looks like ... Safe ...

yep.

RolexPete32 · 14 September 2011, 06:43 AM

Lovely poem

Ebruner · 14 September 2011, 06:50 AM

Paul, you can be with them too, if you just put the bottle to your mouth and pull the trigger.

-Eddie

STEELINOX · 14 September 2011, 06:51 AM

Jocke · 14 September 2011, 07:08 AM

I know there was a reason to put those guys together, maybe they will swing.

figbo · 14 September 2011, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Numismatist

x-100,000!!

figbo · 14 September 2011, 07:19 AM

I simply stay away from the beautiful women threads,but this one caught my eyes!

Yes,she was a member in this forum!

GradyPhilpott · 14 September 2011, 07:28 AM

I've been to the other side and it ain't nothing like that.

It's cold and dark and silent.

After a while, hallucinations and delusions begin to invade reality until what is real and imagined become inseparable.

Oh, wait a minute!

Now, I remember.

That's when the green fields and the bridge appear along with all the other delusional cast-outs.

Numismatist · 14 September 2011, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jocke

I know there was a reason to put those guys together, maybe they will swing.

WTF? Why is there even a picture like this in the Uinverse

Saxon007 · 14 September 2011, 07:50 AM

You reckon Little Paul kicked him in the head?

rfknauss · 14 September 2011, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocke

I know there was a reason to put those guys together, maybe they will swing.

Dr. Robert · 14 September 2011, 10:13 AM

are we sure he's(the VTC guy) not "Jan Davis"?????

Ebruner · 14 September 2011, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Robert

are we sure he's(the VTC guy) not "Jan Davis"?????

Paul, are you useing daytona as your password again???? The Crackerman can figure you out, don't you know? He is MORE than a locksmith.

-Eddie

BarkMaster · 14 September 2011, 10:57 AM

::majorfreakinfacepalm::

blackmsport · 14 September 2011, 11:54 AM

I was banned last week

I pleaded guilty in front of Admin Judges

Now I am back.... Like Serena.... I am on probation

Rockrolex · 14 September 2011, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Just this side of heaven is a place called TRF (Banned members) Bridge.

When a TRFer is banned, that person goes to TRF Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. They take turns reading all the threads that have been deleted and posts that were edited out.

All the banned members who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our old threads and times gone by.
The banned members are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of the banned TRFer, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross TRF Bridge together....

Sigh..... This poem always makes me cry...

Paul, not only are you daft, your are nuttier than a fruitcake.

But we love you anyway.

Route 66 · 14 September 2011, 01:26 PM

If this was JJ's bar, I'd be asking for one of whatever he's been having.

Johny · 14 September 2011, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocke

I know there was a reason to put those guys together, maybe they will swing.

who are those two other guys jocke? are they also forum MEMBERS ( member joke stolen from cyber lisa)

MonBK · 14 September 2011, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocke

I know there was a reason to put those guys together, maybe they will swing.

Looks like "Paulinthemiddle".

mboverst · 15 September 2011, 12:01 AM

Every time I read that I just imagine Archie with his 'extravagant' collection, trolling under the bridge, cursing the sunshine and happiness.

Saxon007 · 15 September 2011, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mboverst

Every time I read that I just imagine Archie with his 'extravagant' collection, trolling under the bridge, cursing the sunshine and happiness.

I thought Archie was great for laughs. It's not often you find someone who posts an inventory of his worldly possessions and consistantly refers to himself in the third person. He reminded me of George Castanza.

Chipmunk · 15 September 2011, 03:46 AM

Easy on the pipe Paul.

mboverst · 15 September 2011, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Saxon007

I thought Archie was great for laughs. It's not often you find someone who posts an inventory of his worldly possessions and consistantly refers to himself in the third person. He reminded me of George Castanza.

Haha, Archie's great. He's always good for a laugh

Jocke · 15 September 2011, 03:53 AM

Paul told me he was a bag piper, but I think he try to get a bj.

14 September 2011, 06:22 AM	#1
TheVTCGuy Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Paul Location: San Diego Watch: 126619LB Posts: 21,540	TRF Banned Members Bridge... Just this side of heaven is a place called TRF (Banned members) Bridge. When a TRFer is banned, that person goes to TRF Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. They take turns reading all the threads that have been deleted and posts that were edited out. All the banned members who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our old threads and times gone by. The banned members are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of the banned TRFer, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross TRF Bridge together.... Sigh..... This poem always makes me cry...

14 September 2011, 06:23 AM	#2
tattooedfagin "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: Chad Location: the neighbourhood Watch: 1680 Red Posts: 2,262	you been on the Cognac __________________ SS Sub Date (F) DSSD (V) Red Sub (Mk4) TRF Hall of Fame

14 September 2011, 06:24 AM	#3
Numismatist "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Chris Location: Camden ME & STT Watch: 116600 Posts: 6,350	__________________ Rolex 116600 Sea-dweller Montblanc Solitaire Doué Black & White Legrand FP Montblanc Solitaire Doué Black & White RB Montblanc Meisterstück Diamond Mozart BP Montblanc Meisterstück Mozart BP

14 September 2011, 06:28 AM	#6
Numismatist "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Chris Location: Camden ME & STT Watch: 116600 Posts: 6,350	He's hallucinating, it must have been the lighting strikes __________________ Rolex 116600 Sea-dweller Montblanc Solitaire Doué Black & White Legrand FP Montblanc Solitaire Doué Black & White RB Montblanc Meisterstück Diamond Mozart BP Montblanc Meisterstück Mozart BP

14 September 2011, 06:50 AM	#9
Ebruner "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Real Name: Eddie Location: Kentucky Watch: 118208 Posts: 2,510	Paul, you can be with them too, if you just put the bottle to your mouth and pull the trigger. -Eddie __________________

14 September 2011, 06:32 AM	#7
Gagebuilder "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Doug Location: Detroit Area Watch: out for yelow snow Posts: 1,067	Hey, I see a Troll under da bridge looks like ... Safe ... yep.

14 September 2011, 06:43 AM	#8
RolexPete32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Peter Location: Canada Watch: You know... Rolex Posts: 1,520	Lovely poem

14 September 2011, 06:51 AM	#10
STEELINOX 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Sink-O! Location: a praire in AZ Watch: ROLEX-less atm... Posts: 14,021	__________________ *Positive Waves Baby* Lug Hole Loyalist / Chamfer Line Inspector INFORTHE WIN SUB-MAH-REEEN-ER ~ !

14 September 2011, 07:08 AM	#11
Jocke 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Jocke Location: Sweden Watch: A dozen of Rolex's Posts: 22,541	I know there was a reason to put those guys together, maybe they will swing. __________________ This message is written in perfect swenglish. What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom? Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.

14 September 2011, 07:28 AM	#14
GradyPhilpott 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New Mexico Watch: Seiko #SRK047 Posts: 34,460	I've been to the other side and it ain't nothing like that. It's cold and dark and silent. After a while, hallucinations and delusions begin to invade reality until what is real and imagined become inseparable. Oh, wait a minute! Now, I remember. That's when the green fields and the bridge appear along with all the other delusional cast-outs. __________________ JJ Inaugural TRF $50 Watch Challenge Winner

14 September 2011, 07:50 AM	#16
Saxon007 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 2,002	You reckon Little Paul kicked him in the head? __________________ Licensed to kill time.

14 September 2011, 10:13 AM	#18
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,294	are we sure he's(the VTC guy) not "Jan Davis"????? __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

14 September 2011, 10:57 AM	#20
BarkMaster "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Texas Watch: 18078 YG DD Posts: 7,962	::majorfreakinfacepalm:: __________________ BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

14 September 2011, 11:54 AM	#21
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	I was banned last week I pleaded guilty in front of Admin Judges Now I am back.... Like Serena.... I am on probation

14 September 2011, 01:26 PM	#23
Route 66 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Steve Location: Burbank, CA Watch: 214270 Mark II Posts: 4,121	If this was JJ's bar, I'd be asking for one of whatever he's been having.

15 September 2011, 12:01 AM	#26
mboverst "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Matt Location: Dallas Posts: 1,683	Every time I read that I just imagine Archie with his 'extravagant' collection, trolling under the bridge, cursing the sunshine and happiness.

15 September 2011, 03:46 AM	#28
Chipmunk "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Alvin Location: So Cal Watch: ROLEXES Posts: 5,390	Easy on the pipe Paul. __________________ "A thing of beauty is a joy forever"............John Keats

15 September 2011, 03:53 AM	#30
Jocke 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Jocke Location: Sweden Watch: A dozen of Rolex's Posts: 22,541	Paul told me he was a bag piper, but I think he try to get a bj. __________________ This message is written in perfect swenglish. What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom? Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.

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