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FeelingTheBlues · 8 October 2011, 02:15 PM

A CNN reporter is sent at a Jewish manufacture to interview the owner, an old Rabbi, about all the good things he does for his community. Indeed, the man uses the money he makes with this manufacture to help the people around him but, to our reporter, this seem too good to be true. There has to be something crunchy about this whole generosity thing and he wants to have a scoop!

- So, tell me Rabbi, I see that you make some Menorahs in your manufacture! I've always wondered, when the candles in them are almost done, what do you do with the little piece that's left? Do you throw them away? Do you waste them although we're hearing so much about pollution these days?

- Well actually my friend when we get those little candle's pieces we keep them and we store them until we have 10 cases full of them!

- And then..?

- And then we send them to our candles' supplier so he can melt them and send us brand new candles while recycling and helping the planet! Interesting eh?

- Interesting indeed sir... then what about those bagels? When you make the whole inside, what do you do with the dough that's left? Do you throw it away even if we always hear about those poor children starving around the world?

- Well actually my friend when we're stuck with those little pieces of dough we keep them and we store them until we have 10 cases of them as well!

- And then..?

- And then we send them to our bakery and they use them to make a whole new batch of bagels without wasting food that can feed our society! Interesting eh?

- Yes...interesting...

A bit frustrated, the reporter then tries one last time to trap the Rabbi and have a vicious scoop for the news.

- Tell me Rabbi, do you still practice circumcision?

- Yes I do my friend, like I always did on newborn child!

- When you're done with that duty, what do you do with the little piece of skin that's left?

- Well my friend we keep them and we store them until we have 10 cases of them!

- Oh, interesting! And then..?

- And then we send them to CNN and they send us a pr*ck to interview me! Interesting eh?

mitchy · 8 October 2011, 05:04 PM

Art 1 · 8 October 2011, 08:29 PM

8 October 2011, 02:15 PM	#1
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Shalom! A CNN reporter is sent at a Jewish manufacture to interview the owner, an old Rabbi, about all the good things he does for his community. Indeed, the man uses the money he makes with this manufacture to help the people around him but, to our reporter, this seem too good to be true. There has to be something crunchy about this whole generosity thing and he wants to have a scoop! - So, tell me Rabbi, I see that you make some Menorahs in your manufacture! I've always wondered, when the candles in them are almost done, what do you do with the little piece that's left? Do you throw them away? Do you waste them although we're hearing so much about pollution these days? - Well actually my friend when we get those little candle's pieces we keep them and we store them until we have 10 cases full of them! - And then..? - And then we send them to our candles' supplier so he can melt them and send us brand new candles while recycling and helping the planet! Interesting eh? - Interesting indeed sir... then what about those bagels? When you make the whole inside, what do you do with the dough that's left? Do you throw it away even if we always hear about those poor children starving around the world? - Well actually my friend when we're stuck with those little pieces of dough we keep them and we store them until we have 10 cases of them as well! - And then..? - And then we send them to our bakery and they use them to make a whole new batch of bagels without wasting food that can feed our society! Interesting eh? - Yes...interesting... A bit frustrated, the reporter then tries one last time to trap the Rabbi and have a vicious scoop for the news. - Tell me Rabbi, do you still practice circumcision? - Yes I do my friend, like I always did on newborn child! - When you're done with that duty, what do you do with the little piece of skin that's left? - Well my friend we keep them and we store them until we have 10 cases of them! - Oh, interesting! And then..? - And then we send them to CNN and they send us a pr*ck to interview me! Interesting eh? __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

8 October 2011, 05:04 PM	#2
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	__________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

8 October 2011, 08:29 PM	#3
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