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leemozoid · 14 October 2011, 03:00 AM

I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 lbs before I woke in the ICU with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and got hit by a car.........

Everyone thought it was hilarious but the woman....... Why else would I be buying dog treats????

FeelingTheBlues · 14 October 2011, 03:46 AM

You, sir, are my new hero!

mitchy · 14 October 2011, 09:12 AM

hunz · 14 October 2011, 01:37 PM

that was actually kinda funnee. nice one

Ultraman · 14 October 2011, 04:00 PM

Good on you!

SoftLink · 14 October 2011, 05:44 PM

Love it. And who knows, it might actually work (the diet).

Art 1 · 15 October 2011, 10:24 AM

brkanand · 15 October 2011, 11:07 AM

swatty · 15 October 2011, 12:50 PM

cwwhk · 16 October 2011, 02:29 AM

Good one!

TSW · 17 October 2011, 05:01 AM

Chipmunk · 18 October 2011, 04:26 AM

Route 66 · 18 October 2011, 04:46 AM

steelers · 19 October 2011, 04:40 AM

Very funny!

eric23 · 20 October 2011, 02:23 AM

SWIMPRUF · 22 October 2011, 12:39 AM

14 October 2011, 03:00 AM	#1
leemozoid Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sooner country! Watch: TT F 16613 bluesy Posts: 127	Dog treat diet I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 lbs before I woke in the ICU with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and got hit by a car......... Everyone thought it was hilarious but the woman....... Why else would I be buying dog treats????

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