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Old 19 October 2011, 01:55 AM   #1
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Use caution taking your wives to Vegas!

Three friends took their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas and they all had a great time.

A few days after they returned home, the men were sitting around talking about their trip.

"I don't think I'm ever going to do that again!" says the first guy. "Since we've been back, my wife flings her arms and hollers '7 come 11' all night long. I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

"I hear ya, buddy," the second guy replies. "My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there. Since we've been back, she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light, hit me hard'. I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

"You guys think you have it bad!" exclaims the third guy. "My wife played the slots the entire time we were there. Every morning I wake up with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters!"
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Old 19 October 2011, 04:34 AM   #2
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Old 19 October 2011, 04:47 AM   #3
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Old 19 October 2011, 06:28 AM   #4
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Old 19 October 2011, 06:37 AM   #5
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Old 19 October 2011, 06:44 AM   #6
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Old 19 October 2011, 11:44 PM   #7
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Old 20 October 2011, 01:31 AM   #9
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Old 20 October 2011, 03:42 AM   #11
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