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figbo · 19 April 2012, 10:31 PM

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter..'

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!

MonBK · 19 April 2012, 10:36 PM

:)

FeelingTheBlues · 19 April 2012, 11:32 PM

eric23 · 20 April 2012, 12:23 AM

Kevin B · 20 April 2012, 02:34 AM

Poor Esther

floater156 · 20 April 2012, 02:55 AM

I can't get past your profile picture - Thread Closed.

figbo · 20 April 2012, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floater156

I can't get past your profile picture - Thread Closed.

Why?I look marvelous!!!

TSW · 20 April 2012, 04:59 AM

GradyPhilpott · 20 April 2012, 04:23 PM

I'm not sure if they were Scottish or Jewish, but they were both right, fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

cecilia · 20 April 2012, 04:47 PM

77T · 23 April 2012, 01:36 AM

mitchy · 23 April 2012, 10:19 PM

swatty · 25 April 2012, 09:03 PM

Bobble · 25 April 2012, 09:45 PM

That made me chuckle

penangite · 26 April 2012, 11:02 AM

mjclark32 · 26 April 2012, 11:09 AM

Hahaha

19 April 2012, 10:31 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Helicopter ride. Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter..' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars! __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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