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FeelingTheBlues · 23 April 2012, 08:53 AM

Henry and Albert have always loved taking long walks in different places around America to get in contact with nature. That's why they've decided to take one in the desert that is Nevada on a rather hot and sunny day. Everything was going well until Henry feels a sharp pain in one of his butt cheeks, to his horror he realizes that a rattlesnake bit him.

- Darn! Albert! You must help me! That snake bit me and it burns!

- Alright, stay there mate! I'm going to run back in town and look for help! Stay calm!

So Albert runs as fast as he can to the closest hospital and goes straight to the first nurse he sees.

- Please help me! A rattlesnake attacked my friend and he bit him on his bum, what can I do!?

- You must act quickly sir! There's no time to lose! You have to go back to your friend, suck the poison out of his wound and spit it on the floor!

With this advice, Albert goes back to his friend's side.

- So? What did she tell you? Asked Henry who was starting to be in a seriously bad shape.

- I'm sorry mate, she said you're going to die!

23 April 2012, 08:53 AM	#1
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	The rattlesnake Henry and Albert have always loved taking long walks in different places around America to get in contact with nature. That's why they've decided to take one in the desert that is Nevada on a rather hot and sunny day. Everything was going well until Henry feels a sharp pain in one of his butt cheeks, to his horror he realizes that a rattlesnake bit him. - Darn! Albert! You must help me! That snake bit me and it burns! - Alright, stay there mate! I'm going to run back in town and look for help! Stay calm! So Albert runs as fast as he can to the closest hospital and goes straight to the first nurse he sees. - Please help me! A rattlesnake attacked my friend and he bit him on his bum, what can I do!? - You must act quickly sir! There's no time to lose! You have to go back to your friend, suck the poison out of his wound and spit it on the floor! With this advice, Albert goes back to his friend's side. - So? What did she tell you? Asked Henry who was starting to be in a seriously bad shape. - I'm sorry mate, she said you're going to die! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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