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Iron Dealer 1 · 17 May 2012, 05:17 AM

Doctor: 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your bad headaches.
The bad news is it will require castration of your testicles.
You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure
creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed but felt he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years and
felt like he was less manly but decided to make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'
He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'
Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suitit fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.
Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you!I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman said, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against
your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6

Second Opinion - PRICELESS

MonBK · 17 May 2012, 05:19 AM

:)

mtrunner · 17 May 2012, 06:00 AM

TSW · 17 May 2012, 06:34 AM

:)

1675-David · 17 May 2012, 06:36 AM

closetothebrink · 17 May 2012, 08:33 AM

Now that made me laugh

FeelingTheBlues · 17 May 2012, 01:55 PM

byeedo · 17 May 2012, 02:14 PM

Even though I know it isn't even anatomically possible this was funny.

mitchy · 24 May 2012, 11:48 PM

joelbailey · 25 May 2012, 11:20 AM

Lol!

joelbailey · 25 May 2012, 11:21 AM

Sorry, can't stop laughing at this one.

mjclark32 · 25 May 2012, 11:22 AM

Hahaha

Art 1 · 27 May 2012, 09:11 AM

Grissom · 27 May 2012, 10:13 AM

77T · 28 May 2012, 03:08 AM

inspires · 31 May 2012, 01:01 AM

seacb · 31 May 2012, 03:01 PM

Ouch that's funny

HERITAGE82 · 1 June 2012, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joelbailey

Sorry, can't stop laughing at this one.

x 2....

2th Dr · 1 June 2012, 07:11 AM

17 May 2012, 05:17 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Second Opinion Doctor: 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your bad headaches. The bad news is it will require castration of your testicles. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed but felt he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years and felt like he was less manly but decided to make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suitit fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36. Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you!I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman said, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against your spine and give you one hell of a headache.' New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

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